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The Legend of Zorro
REVIEWED 10/05, © STEPHEN BOURNE
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REVIEW:
For ten years, Don Alejandro de la Vega (Antonio Banderas) had
fought against injustice as the dashing hero of the people known
by all as Zorro, but now his days were numbered. Not because
Zorro's quick blade and unmatched bravery weren't needed in this
modern civilized year of 1850. The dusty town's church bell still
called for him to don the black mask and mount his trusty stallion,
and face the cold stare of corruption endangering California's
peaceful life. That hadn't changed. And, Alejandro's legendary
alter ego wasn't threatened by this burgeoning Western State
voting to enter the American Union. This had been a dream of
his that would soon become a glorious reality and bring a wealth
of new possibilities for his young son Joaquin (Adrian Alonso).
No, as de la Vega slumped in his saddle in a drunken haze under
the pale desert moon, terrible thoughts that his beloved wife
Elena (Catherine Zeta-Jones) had left him for that snobby French
Count Armand (Rufus Sewell) and his celebrated vineyards tortured
and broke Alejandro's spirit beyond repair. They had argued,
but they always argued. She had given him an ultimatum, but had
always taken him back in the morning. Not this time. The paperwork
was clear enough. She had divorced him. Alcohol was now his mistress.
His whip and his sword had remained untouched for three months,
while he'd watched Elena move closer to marrying that foreign
scoundrel who had stolen his family. He was ruined. Destroyed.
His life was a gaping, smouldering crater - just like the one
left by the sudden mysterious explosion that rocked the night
skies and had shaken Alejandro out of his torment. Malevolent
schemes were being hatched, and only Zorro can uncover this new
threat and stop it before the entire country is thrown into total
chaos. That is, if Elena will let him...
It's always fairly strange when
an action movie primarily intended to entertain attempts to fuse
fiction with recorded history, and this rollicking sequel of
'The Mask of Zorro' (1998) from director Martin Campbell ('GoldenEye'
(1995), 'Beyond Borders' (2003)) is no exception. Now ten years
after donning the black mask and cape of his mentor to become
Zorro, Don Alejandro de la Vega (Antonio Banderas; 'Interview
with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles' (1994), 'Shrek 2' (2004))
deals with the sudden divorce from his wife Elena (Catherine
Zeta-Jones; 'Entrapment' (1999), 'Ocean's Twelve' (2004)) and
uncovers the diabolical scheme of a thousand year-old brotherhood
called The Knights of Aragon to destroy America circa 1850 on
the eve of California entering the Union. Uh, okay. Divorce had
existed long before the 19th Century, with England's King Henry
VIII (1491-1547) divorcing his first wife - funnily enough, Catherine
of Aragon (1485-1536) - in the 1530's, but poor old Alejandro
is supposedly extremely God-fearing and would be familiar with
Matthew 19:6 from The Bible, where Christ denounces the practice.
Zorro sulks. Also, Aragon is a real place, bordering the South
of France as one of several autonomous regions in Spain, but
it doesn't seem to have ever had anything clearly resembling
the Knights Templar myth. At least Roberto Orci's and Alex Kurtzman's
story got the year right, and this hundred and thirty-minute
whip-cracking romp is definitely a fun time despite its weird
creative anachronisms throughout. The fictional character of
Zorro, reportedly inspired by the eventually decapitated Mexican
outlaw Joaquin Murietta (1809-1853) as fictionalized in Native
American writer John Rollin "Yellow Bird" Ridge's (1827-1867)
1854 book The Life and Adventures of Joaquin Murieta: The Celebrated
California Bandit - and first appearing as Zorro in prolific
author Johnston McCulley's (1883-1958) 1919 novel The Curse of
Capistrano - is still probably best remembered due to Hollywood
Walk of Famer Douglas Fairbanks, Sr's (1883-1939) hugely stylized
starring performance in the Silent Classic 'The Mark of Zorro'
(1920). This new adventure comes close to hitting the mark, especially
with its oftentimes remarkable stunts and award-worthy sound
effects, but it's silly and takes too much for granted. 'The
Legend of Zorro' is also like 'Wild Wild West' (1999), where
the humour either seems borrowed - as in its drunken horse nod
to 'Cat Ballou' (1965) - or fails to be funny. Sure, the fight
sequences and sword play during the first half are absolutely
amazing to sit through, but it's as though you're supposed to
automatically remember and still care about Banderas as Zorro
from seven years ago - as opposed to his far more brooding efforts
in the 'Desperado' (1995) flicks - and don't really need to be
reminded why he's considered the good guy now. It's also tough
not to look for political undertones here, with US President
George W. Bush look alike Nick Chinlund ('Con Air' (1997), 'The
Chronicles of Riddick' (2004)) playing the ghastly righteous
trigger-happy hooligan Jake McGivens, employed by evil French
Count Armand (Rufus Sewell; 'Dark City' (1998), 'Extreme Ops'
(2002)) to kill a whole mess o'people and help blow up stuff
real good in the name of maintaining European world domination.
Sure, Mexican TV child star Adrian Alonso steals the show as
the de la Vegas' precocious young son Joaquin - named in memory
of Murietta, I guess - but a paying audience really might as
well sit back and switch off above the neck to truly enjoy this
rip roaring Western of trite quips, lazy contrivances and wildly
affected acting for the most part. I felt like I was watching
an over-all great-looking but dumbed down super hero feature
that's mostly entertaining, but primarily as a big screen confection
for boys and boys at heart.
Check out 'The Legend of Zorro' for it's great break neck action
as a mindlessly fun rental, but don't expect much originality
from its cast or the script.
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Last Holiday
REVIEWED 01/06, © STEPHEN BOURNE
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REVIEW:
Queen Latifah ('Sphere' (1998), 'Taxi' (2004)) stars as meek
New Orleans department store cookware clerk and church-going
gourmet hobbyist Georgia Byrd - who suddenly quits her dead end
job, walks away from a potential romance with equally smitten
fellow co-worker Sean Matthews (LL Cool J; 'Charlie's Angels'
(2000), 'Mindhunters' (2004)), and jaunts to a European luxury
hotel, when Georgia is told that she has a rare terminal brain
virus called Lampington's Disease that gives her three weeks
to live - in this fairly simplistic popcorn flick remake of the
1950 Alec Guinness comedy.
So much of this hundred and twelve-minute feature seems to cry
out from Byrd's prop album of clippings and photos called The
Book of Possibilities, but fail to be realized while director
Wayne Wang ('Maid in Manhattan' (2002), 'Because of Winn-Dixie'
(2005)) navigates his one through a fairly pedantic quagmire
of dull contrivances and unfunny physical humour throughout.
It's a shame really, because this cast - which also includes
the phenomenal Gérard Depardieu ('Cyrano de Bergerac'
(1990), 'The Man in the Iron Mask' (1998)), and the perfectly
mercurial abilities of Timothy Hutton ('The Falcon and the Snowman'
(1985), 'Kinsey' (2004)) - does manage to steal momentary opportunities
that rise above co-writers Jeffrey Price's and Peter S. Seaman's
aggravatingly lazy screenplay with some truly captivating dramatic
scenes here. So much so that these few brief moments of genuinely
satisfying performances feel completely out of place. It's as
though a mutiny had happened on the set and, instead of a cheap
laughs prerequisite food fight or choreographed klutzy slide
down the Grandhotel Pupp's banister that would've easily fit,
the actors stood up and insisted on being real actors playing
more than the patronizingly one-dimensional role presented to
them. Most of the scenes featuring Depardieu are an absolute
treat, and Latifah does sporadically follows in kind - but then
goes snowboarding on a slope full of human pylons or does something
just as boring to the funny bone. The whole cat-scan thing is
such a lame bit of obvious foreshadowing that it's like water
torture waiting for this film's story to finally get around to
dropping in that enormously unsurprising twist at the end. Unfortunately,
you'll also need to sit through quite a bit of fluffy, tritely
sugary filler that relates to most of what's included in the
ads. Wang seems completely out of his league, regardless of his
otherwise proven capabilities at the helm. I actually want to
ignore the majority of this ridiculously vacuous picture and
rave about the delightfully nourishing tidbits enough to make
the entire screening sound like it's worth the price of admission,
but even they aren't quite enough to save this cobbled together
updated version of 'Last Holiday'. I couldn't even honestly recommend
renting it with your thumb firmly positioned over the fast forward
button.
Unless you're a diehard completist fan of Queen Latifah, or absolutely
want to see gorgeously displayed cuisine close up on the big
screen, wait a couple of weeks 'til one of the TV networks airs
it.
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Looking for Comedy in the
Muslim World
REVIEWED 02/06, © STEPHEN BOURNE
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REVIEW:
The sense that a weirdly cobble together alternative world -
one that slightly resembles reality and yet doesn't - tends to
overtake this sporadically funny comedy from star/writer/director
Albert Brooks ('Lost in America' (1985), 'The In-Laws' (2003)),
where unemployed famed American big screen funny man Brooks is
indoctrinated by an underfunded bureau of the US State Department
to help the George W. Bush administration understand Muslims
by sending Brooks to find out first hand what makes them laugh.
Yes, the premise is fairly far fetched and doesn't really make
a whole lot of sense as presented here. Brooks spends the majority
of his so-called funny fact-finding mission in India, basically
tilting his head sideways at various aspects of that Hindu dominant
culture, while constantly being further sidetracked at virtually
every step. Maybe that's the big joke here - that he never actually
interviews anyone who verifies that they're Muslim, as Brooks
stumbles around this foreign land searching for foreigners (to
him) - but, it's a running gag that quickly runs out of juice.
His assistant Maya (Sheetal Sheth; 'American Chai' (2001), 'Indian
Cowboy' (2004)) is apparently a resident of New Delhi, but continually
needs to have the basics of comedic sarcasm explained to her
as though it's an alien concept in South Asia. I guess Brooks
never bothered to check out anything about Indian humour before
grinding out this ridiculously patronizing screenplay. Sure,
this ninety-eight minute slice of self indulgent ignorance does
feature a small handful of laugh out loud moments, but there's
quite a wait between each one as you realize that 'Looking for
Comedy in the Muslim World' is a racist film for the most part.
And, that ain't funny. Even if the script had empowered the majority
of the predominantly walk-on supporting cast to be consciously
humourous at Brooks' expense until his caricature of himself
gave his head a shake - instead of the story brainlessly defaulting
to a jarring load of anti-Semitism pointed at him - this hugely
disappointing cinematic chalk outline of Brooks' otherwise impressive
career in show business might have been a worthwhile time at
the movies over-all. However, a preference to perpetuating generations
old bigotry prevails as humour instead. It's a shame, really.
There's not much that's funny about what Brooks finds, and this
testament to that failure is hardly worth the price of admission.
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The Libertine
REVIEWED 03/06, © STEPHEN BOURNE
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REVIEW:
Adapted from Brit playwright turned screenwriter Stephen Jeffreys'
1994 stage production, this thoroughly fascinating and fairly
unflinching Period picture from debuting director Laurence Dunmore
artfully depicts the destructive path towards thunderous obscurity
of perniciously self-indulgent London nobleman John Wilmot, the
Second Earl of Rochester (1647-1680), ten years after entering
the Court of England's King Charles II (1630-1685) as a poet
and playwright at eighteen until Wilmot's pitiful and excruciating
death from syphilis. 'The Libertine' is definitely not a film
for moviegoers who love to escape into a romanticized version
of the 17th Century, unless muddy sewage dumps inhabited by rows
of decrepit store fronts can somehow be considered romantic.
Dunmore seems to take exceptional delight in capturing as many
examples of just how distastefully vile life might have been
like back then compared to now - to the point of leaving in a
scene where a regal dog relieves itself indoors and unnoticed
while the King sternly addresses his men. At the same time, and
despite the noticeable absence of some much needed historical
context for ticket holders who aren't familiar with this particular
scandalous celebrity (he wrote the play Sodom, arguably considered
to be the world's first consciously published pornography), this
hundred and fourteen-minute 2004 cinematic treasure is a venerable
mother lode of superior dialogue and phenomenal character acting
throughout. Johnny Depp ('Edward Scissorhands' (1990), 'Charlie
and the Chocolate Factory' (2005)) is absolutely mesmerizing
here as the churlishly rebellious Wilmot, relentlessly sabotaging
every possible redeemable quality of this notoriously impertinent
letch while playing opposite Samantha Morton's ('Minority Report'
(2002), 'Enduring Love' (2004)) fine performance as his ambitious
acting pupil and burgeoning theatre headliner Elizabeth Barry
(1658-1713), and during several electrifying moments with John
Malkovich ('Dangerous Liaisons' (1988), 'The Hitchhiker's Guide
to the Galaxy' (2005)) - who reportedly played Wilmot in the
US version of the UK stage play - as the tenuously patient Charles
II who grows increasingly weary of this Earl's flagrant disrespect
for respectability.
What's great about 'The Libertine' is that Jeffreys' intellectually
clever screenplay primarily focuses on the crumbling character
of Wilmot, as opposed to allowing this feature to down spiral
into becoming little more than a boring sweaty mess of pithy
innuendo and gratuitous soft porn. Shades of 'Stage Beauty' (2004)
are slightly evident, but really only because it's set approximately
fifteen years afterwards, and much of the story revolves around
Wilmot's obsession for the theatre and Barry - much to the chagrin
of Wilmot's prim wife Elizabeth Malet (Rosamund Pike; 'Die Another
Day' (2002), 'Pride & Prejudice' (2005)). It's also incredible
how those two characters change during the course of this flick.
This isn't another bright and rollicking romp like 'Amadeus'
(1984) or 'Cassanova' (2005), though. It's extremely brittle
and morose, and Framestore CFC's stylish digital post-production
touches made to cinematographer Alexander Melman's apt camera
work add a wonderfully dank gloom to the entire effort. Good
stuff. Yes, 'The Libertine' feels somewhat experimental and rough
at times. However, I found that those aspects afforded an uncanny
sense of immediacy that's seldom seen in this genre. Make no
mistake, though. It's an Art House film at its core, intermittently
titillating a paying audience with brief bouts of nudity, blunt
coarse language and a round of bizarrely perverse antics reminiscent
of the naughty Ken Russell farce 'Lisztomania' (1975).
Whether you're a huge fan of Period dramas or not, definitely
check out this undeniably worthwhile cinematic showcase of brilliant
big screen talent and truly memorable story telling gorgeously
presented as a visually intriguing delight that's intended for
a mature audience.
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Lucky Number Slevin
REVIEWED 04/06, © STEPHEN BOURNE
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REVIEW:
Somewhat cheesy dime store crime novels of at least half a Century
ago are apparently the stuff of crude inspiration for this relatively
slow paced, contemporary big screen maze of double cross and
meticulously planned vengeance from Scots-born director Paul
McGuigan ('The Acid House' (1998), 'Wicker Park' (2004)), that
stars Josh Hartnett ('The Faculty' (1998), 'Sin City' (2005))
as seemingly innocent victim of mistaken identity Slevin Kelevra,
brutally dragged to the fortified New Jersey penthouses of underworld
kingpins "The Boss" (Morgan Freeman; 'Driving Miss
Daisy' (1989), 'An Unfinished Life' (2005)) and "The Rabbi"
(Sir Ben Kingsley; 'Bugsy' (1991), 'Oliver Twist' (2005)) because
of huge gambling debts that Slevin's pal Nick (Sam Jaeger) has
racked up, soon after a lone sniper kills the son of "The
Boss" in broad daylight. I initially figured that this hundred
and nine-minute flick was adapted from a stage play, because
it takes a while for Hartnett and this rather oddball cast -
that also includes Lucy Liu ('Charlie's Angels' (2000), 'Domino'
(2005)) as Nick's chatty neighbour Lindsey and Bruce Willis ('Pulp
Fiction' (1994), 'Hostage' (2005)) playing shadowy world class
hit man Mr. Goodkat - to eventually ease into their roles and
cut out a lot of what desperately feels like affected theatrical
acting.
Turns out that writer Jason Smilovic's non-sequential screenplay
isn't based on a stage play at all, McGuigan merely let his players
curiously exude far more perky enthusiasm for their parts here
than seems natural for their characters, unfortunately. 'Lucky
Number Slevin' is still primarily a fascinating movie, largely
due to the way in which it's presented with a wonderfully effective
dramatic undertone that something big is going to happen once
the whole truth is revealed. Problem is, it tends to take its
sweet time getting there, bloating this production with a wealth
of unbelievably quirky dialogue that indulges in pop culture
references and strangely cobbled metaphor in an obvious attempt
to emulate the stylishly hip films of Quentin Tarantino and John
Ford. It doesn't quite work on that level. Nor does 'Lucky Number
Slevin' consistently manage to pull off a Noir-like patter that's
reminiscent of 'The Big Sleep' (1946) and Bogart's 'The Maltese
Falcon' (1941), because this picture simply doesn't look or play
out like those classics. At the same time, other scenes beautifully
hearken back to the memorable irreverence of Jimmy Cagney in
'White Heat' (1949) and Orson Welles in 'The Third Man' (1949).
It's a hit and miss pastiche of updated bygone Cinema, while
this on-screen crew plays around in front of the camera. Smilovic's
script tries to be too clever for its own good, continually becoming
unnecessarily experimental and enigmatic and boring for a paying
audience following along. Yes, I realize it sounds like I'm panning
this one. It's a demanding flick to sit through because of those
flaws. I'm still deciding whether or not I liked the fact that
Goodkat appears out of no-where, where nobody's apparently able
to get through tight security, after Slevin takes forever elaborately
manoeuvring his way there. Surprisingly lazy plot holes do exist
here. However, it's also definitely a curiously entertaining
feature because the story has enough intrigue and undeniable
screen presence rattling through it to amuse devout moviegoers
'til the final act tells all. In my books, that makes it worth
a rental.
'Lucky Number Slevin' won't be everyone's cuppa joe, but it's
a darkly fun ride intended for a decidedly mature audience once
you get used to the offbeat rhythm, and after this cast finally
settles into their otherwise interesting roles.
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The Lake House
REVIEWED 06/06, © STEPHEN BOURNE
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REVIEW:
Shortly after housing developer Alex Wyler (Keanu Reeves; 'Speed'
(1994), 'Constantine' (2005)) finds a simple salutation left
in the weather beaten mail box of the secluded, glass enclosed
stilt house that he's just moved into, he realizes that handwritten
note was written by Kate Forster (Sandra Bullock; 'The Net' (1995),
'Crash' (2004)), the next tenant of that lake house, two years
in Alex's future 2006, in this wistfully sentimental romantic
drama from Argentinean director Alejandro Agresti ('Boda secreta'
(1989), 'Valentín' (2002)) that's adapted from the Korean
Sci-Fi film 'Siworae' (2000), and Alex and Kate soon begin a
quaintly captivating correspondence that evolves into a long
distance love affair where it seems impossible for them to ever
actually meet in person. Frankly, I didn't really know what to
expect from this hundred and five-minute chick flick. To me,
the movie poster suggests that Reeves is some sort of ghost,
and the ad makes it seem like a paying audience is in for an
updated remake of the Christopher Reeve/Jane Seymour tear jerker
'Somewhere in Time' (1980). Turns out that neither notion is
right, and that 'The Lake House' is a wonderfully fascinating
depiction of these two lonely people falling in love through
their written words. It's sort of like 'You Have Mail', without
the emails or the overtly quirky bits.
Avid cinephiles will easily see a closer resemblance to the acclaimed
'84 Charing Cross Road' (1987), but with a deliciously arcane
science fiction twist. It's passionately warm hearted and carefully
methodical and seeps into your pores at an unstoppable pace,
the more you let yourself be drawn into writer David Auburn's
truly beautiful screenplay. Reeves and Bullock effortlessly breath
astoundingly perfect life into their individual characters as
they come to terms with the strangeness of what's happening and
the uneasy level of comfort at which their feelings grow for
each other. Awesome. It's also interesting to see how Agresti
unenviably tackles the potentially complicated task of having
this couple believably converse and emotionally bond across such
an impossible expanse without heavily relying on narrative. The
results are nothing less than spellbinding. Sure, 'The Lake House'
does have its flaws. I'm still not sure how Alex and his dog
just so-happen to reappear in those woods near the end, for instance.
It's also strange how Kate can appear to come into brief contact
with Alex on two separate occasions without her recognizing him
from the first time she saw him. There are probably loads of
other glaring plot holes, but I don't care. This one was definitely
a thoroughly enjoyable guilty pleasure to sit through, from the
absolutely gorgeous opening credits to the hugely sappy final
scene. I loved it almost as much as Kleenex probably will - not
that I needed a Kleenex, but the screening that I attended was
certainly underscored by a few muffled sniffles in the dark.
What's also notable is how Alejandro Brodersohn and Lynzee Klingman's
editing seamlessly weaves the different time periods together
without ever creating the remotest feeling of unnerving confusion.
The attention to subtleties of nuance is overwhelming here, also
thanks in large part to cinematographer Alar Kivilo's deftly
patient and insightful lens. Lovely. Yes, 'The Lake House' probably
won't be to everyone's liking. It's not nearly as much of a roller
coaster of emotional angst as 'The Notebook' (2004) is, but I
found it to be just as satisfying and well worth the price of
admission.
If you enjoy a slow paced romance that affords you the luxury
of easily understanding and rooting for two decidedly intriguing
lives that seem meant to connect, absolutely check out this one
as a potential new addition to your shelf of favourite movie
keepsakes.
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The Lost City
REVIEWED 07/06, © STEPHEN BOURNE
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REVIEW:
The tide of civilian unrest in Batista's Cuba at the end of the
1950's systematically threatens to destroy the otherwise tightly
knit Fellove family, in star and debuting feature director Andy
Garcia's ('The Untouchables' (1987), 'Ocean's Thirteen' (2007))
visually stunning yet surprisingly disappointing adaptation of
writer Guillermo Cabrera Infante's (1929-2005) novel translated
from Spanish in 1989 as Three Trapped Tigers, where Havana's
El Tropico night club owner and eldest brother Fico (Garcia)
witnesses the brutal disintegration of everything he cherishes
as his two siblings Ricardo (Enrique Murciano; 'Black Hawk Down'
(2001), 'Miss Congeniality 2: Armed & Fabulous' (2005)) and
Luis (Nestor Carbonell; 'Jack the Dog' (2001)) are seduced by
revolutionary factions that shatter Fico's faith in humanity
and leave his lovely sister-in-law Aurora (Inés Sastre;
'Sabrina' (1995), 'Un amor de Borges' (2000)) a confused widow
who slowly falls in love with him during these tumultuous times.
I truly wanted to enjoy this small independent effort blessed
with so much proven talent, but Garcia's excruciatingly subtle
mode of story telling and exasperatingly experimental style of
editing with Christopher Cibelli that's predominantly relied
upon throughout this dreadfully meandering hundred and forty-three
minute drama made my enjoyment of 'The Lost City' a virtually
impossible chore. Curiously unexplained histrionics set aside
for a moment, a paying audience is relentlessly forced to play
a series of needless guessing games throughout this screening
in order to follow the simplest of basic details - such as who
is who, and what are their names - to the point where those glaring
absences overwhelmingly distract from the actual story that drags
along as a series of vaguely related character skits highlighted
by Bill Murray's ('Caddyshack' (1980), 'The Life Aquatic with
Steve Zissou' (2004)) charming muted irreverence as the unnamed
comedic sidekick in short pants.
The process of movie making - or rather, the lack of technical
capacity - gets in the way of this movie's purposeful attempts
to pull you in and make you care about what happens to any of
these characters. Sure, Garcia's Fico definitely sustains your
attention using little more than sheer will power and natural
screen presence as a sort of pale imitation of Humphrey Bogart
(1899-1957) in 'Casablanca' (1942), but that's merely due to
the fact that the rest of this picture is so outrageously self-indulgent
and amateurishly cobbled together, barely able to cohesively
hold together long enough during each scene or give this otherwise
proven cast much to do while chewing on their rather disjointed
lines. Bogart had elbow room to take on what would become one
of the greatest roles of his career. Garcia's overly expressive
eyeballs betray that his mind is distracted by everything other
than what you're watching him do and feel and say. "Come
in, stand there, check the lights, say this and do something
interesting if you feel like it, then go away and we'll fix it
after," seems to be the extent of things on the set throughout.
Conversely, I actually liked Jsu Garcia's contentiously alternative
depiction of Ernesto "Che" Guevara (1928-1967) as a
sneering merciless thug - this sure ain't the likable Che of
'The Motorcycle Diaries' (2004) - who's shown as being no better
than Juan Fernández preening serpentine-like portrayal
as tyrannical President Fulgencio Batista (1901-1973), but not
enough time is paid to examine that hugely interesting aspect
for it to feel like anything other than a cheap publicity stunt
tossed in to attract ticket selling controversy. 'The Lost City'
is as much about the collision of impassioned rhetoric as it
is about personalized emotional turmoil, and yet this movie fails
to carefully dissect and deftly portray either worthwhile dynamic
deeply enough for the uninitiated who forgot to bring a handful
of psychic pills and some tear sheets from the Encyclopedia Britannica's
section on pre-Castro Cuban history. I wanted to see more investment
in the background's details to offset this feature's unorthodox
structure. The archival clips plopped in don't work. I wanted
to see a refreshing new Cuban shake on Rick's Cantina from 'Casablanca'
- since comparisons seem intentional, right down to the costuming
- but I ended up wanting to see the closing credits and me escaping
through the exit door more. That's a shame, because the potential
and opportunity for this one to be everything that it aspires
to capture and project is painfully obvious, but even cinematographer
Emmanuel Kadosh seems ham stringed by an unfortunately tangible
amount of disorganized vision. Cameos from Murray - and a brief
one from Dustin Hoffman ('The Graduate' (1967), 'Meet the Fockers'
(2004)) as Mafia boss Meyer Lansky - and most of the individual
performances taken out of context and at face value pretty well
stand out as the only memorably notable reasons to consider spending
any time with this cinematic sleeping pill. Yes, it's well cast
and looks great. There's simply not much of a fleshed out script
here, and it noticeably stretching the limitations of director
Andy Garcia versus the absolute strengths of leading man Andy
Garcia in this nationalistic passion play doesn't really help.
I didn't enjoy the film, and it's gut wrenching having to pan
it, but I can't honestly recommend this horrendously vapid and
forgettable big screen blip.
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Little Man
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Mere hours after being released from prison, pint-sized hardened
criminal Calvin "Babyface" Sims (co-writer Marlon Wayans;
'Senseless' (1998), 'The Ladykillers' (2004)) is on the lam from
the police and has to quickly hide the huge diamond that he and
his knuckle headed accomplice Percy (Tracy Morgan; 'Jay and Silent
Bob Strike Back' (2001), 'The Longest Yard' (2005)) have just
stolen from a Downtown Chicago jewellery store, in this potentially
hilarious yet relentlessly mediocre comedy from co-writer/director
Keenen Ivory Wayans ('A Low Down Dirty Shame' (1994), 'Scary
Movie 2' (2001)) that forces Calvin to disguise himself as an
abandoned baby in the hopes of quickly retrieving that priceless
rock from its hiding place in the suburban home of childless
married couple Vanessa (Kerry Washington; 'Bad Company' (2002),
'Ray' (2004)) and Darryl (co-writer Shawn Wayans; 'Scary Movie'
(2000), 'White Chicks' (2004)), before Sims' brutally impatient
boss Mr. Walken (Chazz Palminteri; 'Down to Earth' (2001), 'Running
Scared' (2006)) comes looking for him.
I'd read that this ninety-five minute soft adult romp of sophomoric
humour heavily resembles the 1954 Bugs Bunny animated skit 'Baby
Buggy Bunny', and it's easy to recognize that much of the broad
physical gags are similar in style to what's seen in that Chuck
Jones TV classic. The idea is great. However, 'Little Man' is
really only an unpolished idea that's barely taken any further,
failing miserably to reach its full potential as an outrageously
funny feature full of interesting characters. The main roles
are basically made up of a bunch of stock caricatures all pulling
dumb faces and amateurishly feigning confusion while overtly
affecting their surprisingly pedantic dialogue, all in the hopes
of making a paying audience laugh. Sure, it's laughable, but
not in the way that it's intended to be. While not a complete
turkey, what's laughable about 'Little Man' is that you can see
several instances where fresh comedic opportunities are summarily
ignored throughout. The screenplay doesn't push the punch lines
hard enough. For instance, Calvin's an ex-con tough guy with
a volatile temper and a reputation to protect, and yet he hardly
fusses about the continually goofy looking pastel-coloured jumpers
and cartoon animal prints that this unwitting adoptive couple
dress him in. He accepts his disguise too readily, seriously
deflating the primary joke that a paying audience is apparently
expected to bust a gut over merely because there's nothing else
to bust a gut over in most of the scenes. Yes, there are a couple
of appropriately hilarious bits here - including one brief cameo
where TV's 'In Living Color' alumnus David Alan Grier crazily
steals the spotlight - but, they're not enough to keep that obviously
required high level of hugely satisfying silliness alive through
this entire screening. It needs more of that. Instead, long gaps
of waiting for the funny stuff to tangibly materialize are what
make up the majority of this one. Another example of how 'Little
Man' feels lazily cranked out shows up near the end, in a fairly
effective moment between Calvin and Darryl when the truth is
revealed, that actually should have happened closer to the middle
of this story. I'm not going to ruin anything for you, but I
definitely wanted to see how the dynamic between these two characters
changes from them being a hopelessly awkward wannabe father with
a phony would-be son, to them continuing as odd couple buddies
sent on a bizarrely unexpected, riotously campy adventure together
during the second half. This movie could have easily accommodated
more creativity with the subject matter. It's a shame that nobody
bothered. The context for an extra series of jolts fostered by
a wider reaching story line is already laid out fairly quickly
early on, before what actually plays out ends up boring you by
it belabouring the same handful of increasingly lame and soft
jokes towards the sweet release of the closing credits.
On all accounts, 'Little Man' feels more like a trial run of
as-yet unexplored and truly hilarious shenanigans that will hopefully
appear in a sequel to actually be worth sitting through, compared
to this bland and miserably unimaginative cinematic waste of
otherwise proven comedic talent.
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Lady in the Water
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REVIEW:
An esoteric prophecy only vaguely recalled as an ancient Asian
bedtime fable that promises the enlightenment of humanity now
begins to unfold for real when shy Philadelphia apartment building
superintendent Cleveland Heep (Paul Giamatti; 'The Truman Show'
(1998), 'Cinderella Man' (2005)) unexpectedly meets Story (Bryce
Dallas Howard; 'The Village' (2004), 'Manderlay' (2005)) - a
frail female sea nymph, from the Blue World of Narfs that has
existed in parallel with our own civilization for Centuries despite
being long forgotten - whose task of meeting and inspiring someone
unknown to her before returning to her home is threatened by
Heep's bumbling attempts to help, and a rogue wolf-like beast
that lurks in the darkness waiting to pounce, in this wonderfully
captivating and imaginative character drama from writer/director/co-star
Manoj Nelliyattu "M. Night" Shyamalan ('The Sixth Sense'
(1999), 'The Village' (2004)) that's reportedly adapted from
an unpublished family children's story of his own creation. Holy
cripes, this is such an astounding masterpiece of escapism for
adults.
Admittedly, I've become increasingly disappointed with Shyamalan's
movies over the past few years, and initially greeted this latest
effort with luke warm skepticism. Thankfully, 'Lady in the Water'
is an intriguing cinematic puzzle occupied by a wealth of truly
interesting people and circumstances, to the point where a paying
audience can't help but be drawn in and thoroughly fascinated
by how this story is told. I felt like blasting out of my theatre
seat in a somersault of joy, throwing a round of high fives at
everyone in the street afterwards, because I can finally quit
relentlessly panning this clearly talented writer/director. It's
a fantasy that contains elements vaguely resembling those of
'The Chronicles of Narnia' (2005), but you're never taken to
a magical land or much further than the pool side courtyard of
that sleepy contemporary residential complex, while Heep and
his cobbled menagerie of tenants realistically attempt to understand
and deal with this unbelievable thing that's happening within
the context of their predominantly mundane lives. They all seem
to be waiting around for a purpose to act upon, but end up cluelessly
struggling for guidance when called upon. That's the true genius
of Shyamalan's screenplay, as well as it beautifully returning
to the theme of awkward and sometimes hesitant wonderment shaking
up familiar reality, enjoyed in his earlier films. It's scary
at times, but the thoughtful depiction of disturbing uncertainty
is what's most riveting about this hundred and nine-minute mystery.
Sure, the ending does seem to play out a bit over-the-top and
curiously feels roughly hurried - due in large part to cinematographer
Christopher Doyle's strategically poor camera angles that tend
to obscure your view of the action - but the vast majority of
this flick methodically clicks out at an impressive pace with
incredibly satisfying results over-all. Doyle's lens is bang
on, deftly punctuating several earlier key scenes, but definitely
becomes unjustifiably bothersome during the climax. I called
this feature a character drama, because it heavily focuses on
what's brought to the big screen in terms of depth of personality
and emotional content by this ensemble cast led by Giamatti,
rather than letting the carefully accommodated special effects
take over and predominantly stun your senses. Unsurprisingly,
Giamatti's lions share of the scenes are perfect throughout,
as he effortlessly glides through a wide range of traits that
encompass Heep's complex persona as a fragile yet quirky custodian
turned neophyte sleuth and leader of this unlikely group. Awesome.
Howard doesn't particularly do much with her role as the relentlessly
enigmatic Story, but her existence does lend a strongly refreshing,
underscored touch as the mystical catalyst for Giamatti and the
supporting players to work from. In the end, it's Shyamalan's
insightful performance as burgeoning writer Vick Ran that stands
out the most in the peripheral spotlight. Other hugely satisfying
and clever moments continually pop up, such as when more clues
regarding Story's quest are gleaned from an old crossword and
a shelf of cereal boxes, and I absolutely love how film critics
are wryly lampooned here in the comedically unflattering guise
of pompous flick columnist Harry Farber (played by Bob Balaban;
'2010' (1984), 'Capote' (2005)). Hilariously biting. If anything
can be read into 'Lady in the Water, it's obvious that Shyamalan
changing production studios has freed him to explore and create
on a far more mature level, towards once again offering moviegoers
an expected higher caliber of entertainment that hasn't really
been seen from him since the release of 'The Sixth Sense' or
perhaps 'Unbreakable' (2000).
Absolutely check out this incredibly original and memorably satisfying
tale that capitalizes on freshly fleshed out characters rather
than silly plot twists, and masterfully keeps you tuned in until
everything eventually snaps into place.
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Little Miss Sunshine
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REVIEW:
The last minute disqualification of the first place winner in
the regional Little Miss Chili Pepper Pageant makes seven year-old
Olive Hoover (Abigail Breslin; 'Signs' (2002), 'Raising Helen'
(2004)) a contender in that upcoming weekend's Little Miss Sunshine
Pageant being held in Santa Barbara, California, leaving her
frazzled parents Richard (Greg Kinnear; 'As Good as It Gets'
(1997), 'The Matador' (2005)) and Sheryl (Toni Collette; 'Muriel's
Wedding' (1994), 'In Her Shoes' (2005)) no alternative but to
pile the entire family - that also includes Olive's wily Grandpa
(Alan Arkin; 'Catch-22' (1970), 'Firewall' (2006)), her silently
brooding teenaged brother Dwayne (Paul Dano; 'The Emperor's Club'
(2002), 'The Ballad of Jack and Rose' (2005)) and Sheryl's suicide
surviving scholarly brother Frank (Steve Carell; 'Bruce Almighty'
(2003), 'The 40 Year Old Virgin' (2005)) - into their broken
down VW van for the almost seven hundred and fifty mile drive
West from Albuquerque, New Mexico, in this refreshingly charming
and hilariously odd ball drama from music video and HBO films
auteurs turned debuting big screen feature directing duo Jonathan
Dayton and Valerie Faris, where pretty well anything and everything
that can go wrong inevitably happens to this dysfunctional family
on that grueling two day road trip through the desert.
Holy cripes, the professional film critics actually got it right
this time out. This one's a treasure. 'Little Miss Sunshine'
is such an incredibly satisfying small picture of big emotions
and anecdotal mayhem throughout that it's tough not to simply
repeat myself in strongly recommending that every moviegoer sees
it. It truly is that great a flick, in slightly the same enormously
captivating and quirky manner as 'Sideways' (2005) is. If you
enjoyed that movie, it's virtually guaranteed you'll find it
difficult to avoid falling in love with this one. Why? Writer
Michael Arndt's screenplay crackles with wonderful irreverence
that's consistently underpinned by an undeniable truth about
human behaviour. The dialogue is exceptional from beginning to
closing credits. The acting is superb. The story is undeniably
enchanting, to the point where you'll leave the theatre afterwards
with a huge smile on your face - and a legendary Rick James tune
gleefully shimmying in your heart. Each of these primary characters
is an eccentric in their own beautifully personable ways - from
Richard's intense belief in his rather bullying Nine Step Refuse
To Lose motivational program, to Dwayne's Nietzsche inspired
vow of absolute silence as a way to prepare him for fighter pilot
training - and yet they somehow manage to exist within the larger
framework of their inclusively disjointed family without tearing
each other apart. The dynamics that spark and rattle amongst
them is both funny and fascinating, as well as being eerily familiar
is some instances.
This superior ensemble cast deftly depicts these roles tightly,
as real people, however fictional, and you feel that develop
and transform throughout the course of this hundred and one minute
screening. It's amazing to notice how attitudes slightly shift,
on the screen and in the seats here. Awesome. On top of that,
you're presented with their relentless obstacle course of Murphy's
Law moments that serve up a breadth and depth of memorably laugh
out loud scenarios for a paying audience to continually have
fun with what transpires at almost every turn for this disheveled
clan. None but Olive really wants to go, and they're racing against
time in a pernicious old vehicle that should have met the scrap
heap years earlier. The set up is rife for crisply realize humour,
and this movie squarely hits each mark with impressive results.
I honestly can't say enough great things about this one, but
revealing too many specifics will ruin the worthwhile surprises.
This is one that I'll be sure to sit through again soon.
Absolutely do yourself a huge favour and check out 'Little Miss
Sunshine' for its delightfully fresh and clever story of hope
and irreverence that's intended for a mature audience.
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Lage Raho Munnabhai
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REVIEW:
Settled back in his small time hoodlum ways, oafish Mumbaian
thug Murli Prasad "Munna" Sharma (Sanjay Dutt; 'Mission
Kashmir' (2000), 'Shaadi No. 1' (2005)) schemes up a plan with
longtime pal and brutish simpleton Circuit (Arshad Warsi; 'Hulchul'
(2004), 'Salaam Namaste' (2005)) to win the heart of World Space
Satellite Radio personality Jhanvi (Vidya Balan; 'Parineeta'
(2005)) by first cheating on her phone-in Mahatma "Bapu"
Gandhi quiz with the help of a few kidnapped professors, and
then by Munna showing up at the radio studio as her winning guest
posing as a devout University teaching "Gandhi-ist",
in this oftentimes humourous Bollywood musical comedy sequel
from writer/director Rajkumar Hirani to 'Munnabhai M.B.B.S.'
(2003), where Munna's love blind agreement afterwards to lecture
Gandhi's pious principles at Jhanvi's father's retirement home
not only results in him unwittingly conjuring up Bapu's spirit
(Dilip Prabhavalkar; 'Encounter: The Killing' (2002), 'Paheli'
(2005)) but inevitably plays well for the sneaky machinations
of social climbing gangster Lakhbir "Lucky" Singh (Boman
Irani; 'Main Hoon Na' (2004), 'Waqt: The Race Against Time' (2005))
on the eve of a grand wedding ceremony.
Admittedly, I never saw the original, but this hundred and thirty-minute
follow up is an uneven fluffy family movie over-all. 'Lage Raho
Munnabhai' has a tendency to lose some of its care free momentum
whenever Hirani's screenplay focuses on any particular aspect
of Gandhi throughout. The unsurprisingly sober handling of that
subject matter doesn't quite mix easily with this flick's primary
focus on the budding romance between Munna and Jhanvi, except
when a few of the peripheral stories playfully apply various
forms of peaceful resistance that offer up some funny results.
The elderly man who embarrasses a corrupt government clerk by
openly paying a bribe with his wallet followed with everything
he's wearing happily peeled off a piece at a time is definitely
one such favourite scene. Curcuit punching a guard, and then
telling him to get up in order to be apologized to is another
notably quirky moment. The comedic sequences do work extremely
well for this caliber of mainly soft laughs. It's the dramatic
parts becoming a lot more serious in depth that don't really
fit too well, as though this film isn't quite sure about how
much of a dogmatic inspiration it should be to a new generation
of moviegoers who will likely simply buy a ticket to be entertained
with humour, not periodically preached at as well. Far less flag
waving and somber shades of disillusioned national pride seen
in 'Rang de Basanti' (2006) are obvious here, particularly when
Dutt's character flies into a couple of fairly distracting rants
that are bereft of desperately needed wry wit. Sure, both Warsi
and Irani effortlessly steal the spotlight with their contagious
goofiness. Their reactions while not seeing Bapu's ghost are
priceless. By all rights, the relentlessly irreverent hamming
of those two supporting talents saves this movie from looking
overtly cobbled in the final cut. In comparison, despite Dutt's
humourously personable and befuddled performance, the dialogue
fails to dampen a simmering edginess to his presence that's never
exploited to the full extent of his starring role, making him
appear to unnecessarily lumber through this picture. I realize
he's supposed to be a blunt goon who's awkwardly softening to
two extremes of love, but Munna's arc of development seems forced
and ad libbed. Balan is pretty well featured as the stock beauty,
hardly being given much more to do than smile brightly for cinematographer
C.K. Muraleedharan's disappointingly pedantic camera work. Several
of the key visuals appear to rely on post-production editing
tricks. Also, most of the musical interludes are rather frivolously
cheesy and simplistically choreographed for contemporary tastes,
with only one impressively staged bit of tuneful whimsy that
feels largely inspired by the highly stylized Hollywood musicals
of the 1950's managing to provide this effort with some memorably
satisfying imaginative zest. More of that - and a little less
dutifully stoic reminders of how great Gandhi was - certainly
would have helped pick up the pace.
The promised light heartedness of this romp isn't consistently
strong enough, but 'Lage Raho Munnabhai' is still a measurably
fun and enjoyably undemanding second or third choice rental.
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The Last Kiss
REVIEWED 09/06, © STEPHEN BOURNE
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REVIEW:
Mildly disillusioned over feeling as though the remaining years
of his life are completely planned out now, soon-to-be thirty
year-old Wisconsin junior architect Michael Zach Braff ('Garden
State' (2004), 'Chicken Little' (2005)) faces further anxiety
when his girlfriend of three years Jenna (Jacinda Barrett; 'Ladder
49' (2004), 'Poseidon' (2006)) starts becoming more excited about
expecting the birth of their first child, in this somewhat predictable
yet enjoyable mature drama from actor turned director Tony Goldwyn
('A Walk on the Moon' (1999)) adapted from the acclaimed Italian
film 'L'ultimo bacio' (2001), where Michael sees how the various
dysfunctional relationships of his childhood friends have badly
affected them, and he seriously considers pursuing the lustful
interests of young college student Kim (debuting TV's 'The O.C.'
co-star Rachel Bilson).
Okay, this one is definitely a Chick Flick, even though it's
about a guy. It's a simple story that does contain the obligatory
screaming and crying and men begging for forgiveness, but there's
an underlying consciousness to writer Paul Haggis' superior screenplay
that softly nudges beyond what could easily be brushed aside
as superficial, that wonderfully plays out in some of the lives
of the peripheral roles here. Most notable would be how the tempestuous
marriage of Jenna's parents - beautifully portrayed by Blythe
Danner ('To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar' (1995),
'Meet the Fockers' (2004)) and Tom Wilkinson ('The Full Monty'
(1997), 'Batman Begins' (2005)) - precariously exists within
the context of this hundred and fifteen-minute character study.
I keep wanting to mention that more could have been worked into
the mix, but then it would have been an entirely different movie
that likely wouldn't have remained as captivatingly focused or
as interesting in hindsight. Not a whole lot happens that's unexpected.
The paths these characters take is laid out and obvious from
the start. However, the way in which 'The Last Kiss' is presented
feels oddly fresh and appropriate for this narrow fictional world.
The characters are unassuming and believable, thanks in large
part to Brandt's low key performance setting the tone for the
entire cast. What feels truly inspired is that this story is
really about consequences - not so much what people do, but how
their actions affect them and those around them afterwards. That's
how it seems to avoid being tripped up by too many clichés
in the process, because this aspect of committing an infidelity
hasn't really been touched upon by Hollywood until fairly recently.
It's normally been used as a brief precursor to an entirely different
plot that becomes the primary story, or vengeance roars in and
someone's pet rabbit is boiled alive. Generally speaking, grief
was quickly replaced with something more enjoyably distracting
for the masses. Here, it's not. These characters are treated
like real people who, for the most part, have real feelings that
are easily accessible for a paying audience to empathize with.
The big moments and the faint nuances that result from questioning
exactly what love is are examined more closely. It's a soft sell
that tends to get a bit noisy in the middle, but it works. Don't
get me wrong, 'The Last Kiss' isn't an extraordinary piece of
film making. It's a memorably strong effort, though. It's also
funny at times, but not hugely geared towards providing barrels
of belly laughs. As an unpretentious and undemanding independent
feature that heavily relies on the strong abilities of everyone
in front of and behind the camera, it's got a lot going for it
that's well worth appreciating.
Rent this over-all surprisingly fresh spin on a tired theme that
makes impressive use of an incredible cast and that squarely
delivers a thoroughly memorable escape to normalcy for mature
moviegoers.
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Little Children
REVIEWED 11/06, © STEPHEN BOURNE
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REVIEW:
While their sleepy suburban community uneasily comes to grips
with the return of disturbed loner Ronald James McGorvey (Jackie
Earle Haley; 'The Bad News Bears' (1976), 'Nemesis' (1993)) to
the home of his doting mother May (Phyllis Somerville; 'Simply
Irresistible' (1999), 'Swimfan' (2002)) after two years' imprisonment
for exposing himself to a child, bored homemaker Sarah Pierce
(Kate Winslet; 'Titanic' (1997), 'All the King's Men' (2006))
and failed Law grad turned disillusioned house father Brad "the
Prom King" Adamson (Patrick Wilson; 'The Phantom of the
Opera' (2004), 'Hard Candy' (2005)) slowly succumb to the secret
temptation of adultery that their blossoming friendship creates,
in this incredibly elegant cinematic exploration into the dark
corners of human behaviour from writer/director Todd Field ('In
the Bedroom' (2001)) adapted from co-writer Tom Perrotta's 2004
novel, in which Sarah's growing obsession over Brad in the wake
of her discovering her executive husband Richard's (Gregg Edelman;
'The First Wives Club' (1996), 'Spider-Man 2' (2004)) intense
addiction to internet porn threatens to complicate matters for
Brad, who is already held squarely in the skeptical eye of his
patronizing wife Kathy's (Jennifer Connelly; 'A Beautiful Mind'
(2001), 'Dark Water' (2005)) mother.
Holy cripes this is such an fascinating and thoroughly satisfying
small picture from beginning to closing credits. Not only does
Field's and Perrotta's screenplay feel so precisely representative
of contemporary life at its worst, but they somehow manage to
make a convicted sex offender personable. Haley is phenomenal
here, masterfully exuding a fragile reptilian aura without doing
much of anything throughout the first half of this hundred and
thirty-six minute picture. Awesome. Of course, most of 'Little
Children' revolves around the initially innocent enough relationship
that emerges from mutual loneliness felt by Winslet's and Wilson's
leading characters. Their performances are nothing short of brilliant.
It's as though both of these actors tap into a wealth of emotionally
charged knowledge regarding personal disenfranchisement, living
their roles on-screen like second skins both figuratively and
literally stripped bare. Both Sarah and Brad seem to be stuck
in lives that really aren't of their choosing, waiting for each
other to bring a sense of belonging - however contemptible. All
of the adults depicted here appear to be waiting for something.
A kind of infantile limbo, avoiding maturity. Little children.
Everything about this feature is astounding, mainly because of
the simplicity in how each small moment carefully builds upon
the last one. It's insightful, funny at times, rich with an intimate
unspoken language, and an honest gem that's well worth seeking
out. The dialogue is sharp and believably accurate. Even the
brief nudity works within the context of what transpires to such
an extent that this movie would undoubtedly suffer without it,
which is extremely rare. Cinematographer Antonio Calvache and
editor Leo Trombetta work as virtuosos throughout, allowing a
paying audience the luxury of drinking in the subtle nuances
and explosive rawness. Co-star Noah Emmerich ('Frequency' (2000),
'Cellular' (2004)) also deserves top marks for his depiction
of volcanic ex-cop and Brad's touch football team mate Larry
Hedges, for almost effortlessly managing to play a dual part
that demands Larry vindictively torment Ronald at every opportunity
while tearing himself apart over personal demons. A film released
focusing on any of these characters alone would be well worth
the price of admission as presented here, you get the chance
to see them all exist and interact in this superior effort. If
there can be anything close to being considered a flaw with this
one, it might be the addition of Will Lyman's narrative that
overlays a few silent interludes. I worried about that at first
- yes, I actually do want to completely love every movie I see
- but, Lyman's soothing words merely serve to delicately support
what unfolds before your eyes. Awesome.
Absolutely do yourself a huge favour and check out this thoroughly
astonishing mature feature for its superior cast of outstanding
talent and its crisp literary story brilliantly brought to life.
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Letters from Iwo Jima
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Former Ohmiya baker and young expectant father Saigo (Kazunari
"Nino" Ninomiya; 'Ao no hono-o' (2003)) seems hopeful
that all isn't lost for him and the twenty thousand of his fellow
Imperial Army soldiers stationed under the command of newly transferred
career General Tadamichi Kuribayashi (Ken Watanabe; 'The Last
Samurai' (2003), 'Batman Begins' (2005)) to defend the remote
Island of Iwo Jima, long before its grey volcanic shores are
heavily bombed and invaded by the Allied forces' one hundred
thousand man sea and air contingent dispatched across the Pacific
Ocean to crush Japan in the final months of WWII, in director
Clint Eastwood's ('Unforgiven' (1992), 'Million Dollar Baby'
(2004)) truly brilliant subtitled cinematic companion to his
comparably inferior 'Flags of Our Fathers' (2006), reportedly
adapted in part from the posthumously published actual letters
of General Kuribayashi (1891-1945) in the book Picture Letters
from Commander in Chief, where Saigo's initial suspicions about
stoic infantry man Shimizu (Ryo Kase; 'Antena' (2004), 'The Passenger
(2005)) slowly turn to hesitant trust as the two survive the
gruesome fall of Mount Suribachi and panicked insubordinate convictions
among the officers to commit honorable suicide in their caves
or by hopelessly charging at the Americans, while Kuribayashi
struggles with the tortured realization that Tokyo has turned
its back on Iwo Jima.
Holy cripes, this is an incredibly exquisite character study
of what the Japanese army at Iwo Jima must have gone through
in part or whole on a personal level during that battle. Unlike
how the haunted aftermath of the horrors of war is predominantly
focused on in 'Flags of Our Fathers', 'Letters from Iwo Jima'
almost exclusively keeps a paying audience on that desolate island
throughout the course of Japan's attempts to fortify it against
the oncoming Allied fleet. It's heart breaking to witness just
how disorganized and left completely without the proper means
to properly face their enemy they were, pretty well relying on
General Kuribayashi's tactical prowess and ability to not under
estimate the full blunt force that his barely trained soldiers
were up against. Iris Yamashita's and Paul Haggis' version of
events wonderfully cuts through the propaganda of the time, revealing
that the Japanese essentially had to preserve their woefully
unsupported man power by playing possum while the Marines landed
and secured the beach, and resorted to positioning immobile tanks
left in need of repair as part of their artillery. They were
sent there to die, and you can almost taste the psychological
toll that harsh realization takes on Saigo's peers when their
mission goes from bad to worse. It's both terrifying and almost
a source of relief watching some of them accept their fate, pull
the pin, and press a grenade to their chests in a final act of
what they considered valorous failure. Watanabe's depiction of
a career military man at odds with the fierce opposition of his
underlings while relentlessly attempting to keep a brave outlook
on his doomed situation is sheer genius. However, the lion's
share of praise definitely should go to Ninomiya's break through
performance for managing to maintain your concern for how every
near-death situation his character is thrown into will eventually
lead one way or the other. Saigo's arc of transformation from
being a whiny homesick draftee who scoffs at military life, into
becoming a true war hero in defense of his commander is extraordinarily
believable. Favourite moments also include the peripheral story
of former 1932 Los Angeles Olympic horse jumping medalist turned
devoted cavalry officer Baron Takeichi Nishi (Tsuyoshi Ihara;
'Hong Kong Paradise' (1990), 'Hanochi' (2004)). You're never
allowed to forget that these were real people underneath the
uniforms. Sure, it's arguable whether or not this screenplay
accurately recreates every detail of what really happened behind
the Japanese lines of defense. Nobody apparently knows what really
became of Kuribayashi, even though you're shown here in no uncertain
terms. However, 'Letters from Iwo Jima' is an absolutely incredible
movie that stands head and shoulders on its own as a fascinating
and entertaining war movie.
Do yourself a huge favour and check out this immensely satisfying
hundred and forty-two minute treasure that deftly offers so much
more raw humanity than what its acclaimed big screen companion
'Flags of Our Fathers' does.
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The Last King of Scotland
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Newly graduated Dr. Nicholas Garrigan's (Glasgow's James McAvoy;
'Rory O'Shea Was Here' (2004), 'The Chronicles of Narnia: The
Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe' (2005)) cavalier choice to
escape a dull future at his father's Scottish medical practice
quickly offers a lot more than he'd bargained for, after arriving
in Uganda during the 1971 military coup that put into power the
notoriously self-proclaimed His Excellency President for Life,
Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of
All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea, and Conqueror
of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular
- and Last King of Scotland - in this oftentimes gritty and enjoyably
compelling small picture from director Kevin Macdonald ('One
Day in September' (1999), 'Touching the Void' (2003)) adapted
from writer Giles Foden's fact-based 1998 fictional novel, where
Garrigan's unexpected new job as Amin's (Forest Whitaker; 'The
Crying Game' (1992), 'Panic Room' (2002)) personal physician
and sometimes favourite closest advisor slowly verifies subtle
warnings from the British Embassy's Nigel Stone (Simon McBurney;
'Bright Young Things' (2003), 'Friends with Money' (2006)) of
genocide traced back to Uganda's charismatic leader. Admittedly,
I barely remember hearing or seeing much of anything about Idi
Amin in the news during his tyrannical reign that lasted almost
eight years in the Seventies.
What 'The Last King of Scotland' does is attempt to examine aspects
of this man's terrifyingly unstable personality as related in
Foden's novel. The character of Garrigan is reportedly based
on ex-patriot Englander Bob Astles, Amin's close advisor and
head of Anti-Corruption, for instance. So, it's tough to decide
just how much of what plays out in this hundred and twenty-one
minute movie actually happened or not. What definitely is certain
is that Whitaker pulls in an incredibly robust and compelling
performance as Amin throughout. He fills the screen with his
role's uncanny presence, one minute capably mesmerizing anyone
with an unnaturally personable charm, and then tilting with whiplash
velocity into a stream of sneering vitriol to hatefully crush
that same person for no apparent reason. Being bent in the head
doesn't even begin to describe what a paying audience witnesses
here, but Whitaker's depiction deftly makes you forget that he's
really a supporting player in Jeremy Brock's and Peter Morgan's
screenplay. It's the perfect antagonist for Garrigan, with McAvoy
easily carrying the lion's share of this wonderfully intriguing
picture portraying this brash and naive young turk filled with
good intentions filtered by deliberate self interest that ends
up working against him soon after arriving. His flaws are impeccable
- and, oftentimes hilarious - being playfully smug against the
English elite in his midst simply because it's in his Scottish
blood to do so, and stupidly letting his untempered roving eye
eventually land him romantically involved with Amin's third wife
Kay (Kerry Washington; 'Ray' (2004), 'Little Man' (2006)). It's
a gutsy movie. Another truly enjoyable aspect of this feature
is in how it's shot to reflect the times, sometimes feeling as
though the location scenes were caught on almost carelessly developed
reels of 8mm film, giving you a visceral sense that you're possibly
looking back through history while it's happening in real time.
The attention to detail is astounding, too. Another enjoyable
surprise is Gillian Anderson's ('The X Files' (1998), 'Tristram
Shandy: A Cock and Bull Story' (2005)) relatively small yet important
role, as lonely wife and assistant Sarah Merrit to the lone doctor
heading the isolated Ugandan clinic where Nicholas first works
early on. Awesome.
Check out 'The Last King of Scotland' for it's wonderfully compelling
story telling intended for a mature audience that also appreciates
when already proven talent push their craft beyond familiar territory.
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